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Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute
Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war just a couple of nations not talking with each other.
The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
A successful man is a man who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.