Men vs. Women Quotes

Funny Quote about Sexual Harassment

ricketysailor

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute

Funny Quote about Men

Cliffera

Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.

Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.

Women are Like Police

dugoutliberated

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

Beer, Boxer Shorts and Batteries

candleinedible

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

Getting Men to listen to you

dugoutliberated

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

Funny Silent Treatment

candleinedible

If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war just a couple of nations not talking with each other.

Looking for a Girlfriend

ricketysailor

The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.

A Successful Man

ricketysailor

A successful man is a man who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A successful man is a man who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Women Want Men Want

Cliffera

Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.



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