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When someone says everything happens for a reason, I'd like to smack them and say, 'Yeah, I guess you're right.'
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If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog shit in my yard.
B*tch move from the sunlight l hate the smell of burning plastic.
Trash talked by many. Hated by some. Guess how many fucks I give? It's less than one.
I'm not saying she is a whore but if her p??? had a password it would be 1234.