Santa Claus Quotes

Funny Santa Claus

Sonia

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Santa Claus is Jolly

Harrliver

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.


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