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Funny Lesbian

ricketysailor

My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch."

My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch."

Funny homophobic quote

dugoutliberated

Dear vending machine, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop being so homophobic.

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