Funny Quotes About Facebook

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Clever Facebook
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Talking To A Wall
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Change Your Birthday
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Face Your Problems
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Delete Them Off Facebook
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Funny Status Update
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Clever Facebook

Cliffera

If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'

If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'

Funny Staring

Cliffera

Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.

Change Your Birthday

Sonia

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on facebook!

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on facebook!

Facebook is a Social Network

Cliffera

Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social network, not a diary.

Life is Like Facebook

Sophiegx

Life is like FACEBOOK. People will 'Like' your problems and 'Comment.' But no one is gonna solve them. Because everybody seems so busy in 'Updating' their own.

Facebook Relationship

Ozipix

If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.

Talking to a Wall

blondchef

Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.

Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.

12th Day of Christmas

Harrliver

On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Five Drama Queens, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing me!

Funny Status Update

Sonia

Oh nice, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?

Oh nice, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?

Stalk my Ex

Ozipix

'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy so They changed the name to 'Facebook'



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