Funny One Liner Quotes For Facebook

Funny Social Network

dugoutliberated

Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

My door is Open

Ozipix

My door is Always open, so feel free to leave!!

Funny Text Message

fizzyaerie

If someone texts 'K', just reply with 'L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z'

I'm Not Lazy

fizzyaerie

I'm Not Lazy, Im Energy Efficient.

punched everytime you lied

candleinedible

If you got punched everytime you lied, you'd be dead.

Behind Every Fat Girl

Sophiegx

Behind every fat girl there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you're in the way.

Behind every fat girl there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you're in the way.

Funny Facebook Status

Sophiegx

I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed.

Funny Google Search

fizzyaerie

Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'

Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'

Foam Mattress

Harrliver

I have a memory foam mattress...and I really hope that it doesn't remember everything.

I'm Not Single

Harrliver

I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.



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