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Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
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My door is Always open, so feel free to leave!!
If someone texts 'K', just reply with 'L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z'
I'm Not Lazy, Im Energy Efficient.
If you got punched everytime you lied, you'd be dead.
Behind every fat girl there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you're in the way.
I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed.
Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'
I have a memory foam mattress...and I really hope that it doesn't remember everything.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.