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I'm amazed when I see these little 8 year old kids with iPhones. You know what I had when I was 8? Imagination.
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If you got punched everytime you lied, you'd be dead.
Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
If you can't afford porn, just turn on women's tennis and shut your eyes...
I'm Not Lazy, Im Energy Efficient.
These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
Some girls act like b*tches so they won't get hurt. Some girls are b*tches because they got hurt.
My door is Always open, so feel free to leave!!
I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in.
I have a memory foam mattress...and I really hope that it doesn't remember everything.