Funny One Liner Quotes For Facebook

iPhone

ricketysailor

I'm amazed when I see these little 8 year old kids with iPhones. You know what I had when I was 8? Imagination.

punched everytime you lied

candleinedible

If you got punched everytime you lied, you'd be dead.

Funny mario kart quote

Cliffera

Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.

Funny Porn

Ozipix

If you can't afford porn, just turn on women's tennis and shut your eyes...

I'm Not Lazy

fizzyaerie

I'm Not Lazy, Im Energy Efficient.

Funny Animal Crackers

candleinedible

These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.

These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.

Won't get Hurt

Sonia

Some girls act like b*tches so they won't get hurt. Some girls are b*tches because they got hurt.

My door is Open

Ozipix

My door is Always open, so feel free to leave!!

Funny Chips

blondchef

I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in.

I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in.

Foam Mattress

Harrliver

I have a memory foam mattress...and I really hope that it doesn't remember everything.



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