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Got in a wreck with a smart car today, its totaled. My bike is fine though.
I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they fuck up I will just hit them all at once.
I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed.
I'm amazed when I see these little 8 year old kids with iPhones. You know what I had when I was 8? Imagination.
Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
I don't make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I Miss New York", so I smashed their window and stole their radio.
Some girls act like b*tches so they won't get hurt. Some girls are b*tches because they got hurt.
Hey autocorrect, stop messing with my damn curse words. You mother forklift.