Funny One Liner Quotes For Facebook Page 4

Going on Vocation

ricketysailor

I don't make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.

I don't make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.

Funny Text Message

fizzyaerie

If someone texts 'K', just reply with 'L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z'

Funny Google Search

fizzyaerie

Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'

Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'

Wal-Mart

dugoutliberated

Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only 4 registers will be open.

Funny iPhone Auto Correct

Sophiegx

Hey autocorrect, stop messing with my damn curse words. You mother forklift.

Funny Facebook Status

Sophiegx

I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed.

Funny Ctrl Alt Delete

fizzyaerie

I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they fuck up I will just hit them all at once.

Smart Car

Harrliver

Got in a wreck with a smart car today, its totaled. My bike is fine though.

Funny fire trucks quote

Cliffera

I wish fire trucks and ambulances played, 'Move bitch! Get out the way!' instead of using sirens.

Follow that Car

Sophiegx

I've always wanted to get into a cab and yell, 'Follow that car!!!'



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