Funny One Liner Quotes For Facebook Page 2

My door is Open

Ozipix

My door is Always open, so feel free to leave!!

Funny Chips

blondchef

I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in.

I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in.

Funny Social Network

dugoutliberated

Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

Foam Mattress

Harrliver

I have a memory foam mattress...and I really hope that it doesn't remember everything.

compliments on my Driving

Sonia

I always appreciate when someone compliments my driving. Today someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'.

Funny Porn

Ozipix

If you can't afford porn, just turn on women's tennis and shut your eyes...

Funny New York

ricketysailor

I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I Miss New York", so I smashed their window and stole their radio.

I'm Not Lazy

fizzyaerie

I'm Not Lazy, Im Energy Efficient.

I'm Not Single

Harrliver

I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.

Sidewalk

Sonia

If u dont like the way i drive, get off the sidewalk!



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