All Facebook Quotes
Men vs. Women Quotes
My door is Always open, so feel free to leave!!
Rate This Quote
I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in.
Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
I have a memory foam mattress...and I really hope that it doesn't remember everything.
I always appreciate when someone compliments my driving. Today someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'.
If you can't afford porn, just turn on women's tennis and shut your eyes...
I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I Miss New York", so I smashed their window and stole their radio.
I'm Not Lazy, Im Energy Efficient.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
If u dont like the way i drive, get off the sidewalk!