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Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk?
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Dear Board of Education, so are we...
If you got punched everytime you lied, you'd be dead.
Some girls act like b*tches so they won't get hurt. Some girls are b*tches because they got hurt.
If you can't afford porn, just turn on women's tennis and shut your eyes...
I'm amazed when I see these little 8 year old kids with iPhones. You know what I had when I was 8? Imagination.
Behind every fat girl there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you're in the way.
These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
My door is Always open, so feel free to leave!!
I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in.