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Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk?
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Behind every fat girl there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you're in the way.
Dear Board of Education, so are we...
These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
I feel like getting some work done, so I'm going to sit here until the feeling passes.
I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button...
I'm amazed when I see these little 8 year old kids with iPhones. You know what I had when I was 8? Imagination.
If you got punched everytime you lied, you'd be dead.
Some girls act like b*tches so they won't get hurt. Some girls are b*tches because they got hurt.
Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.