Funny One Liner Quotes For Facebook

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Funny Social Network
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Behind Every Fat Girl
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Funny Google Search
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Funny Chips
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Getting Work Done
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Funny Prostitute
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Funny Prostitute

dugoutliberated

Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk?

Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk?

Funny Boredom

blondchef

Dear Board of Education, so are we...

Dear Board of Education, so are we...

punched everytime you lied

candleinedible

If you got punched everytime you lied, you'd be dead.

Won't get Hurt

Sonia

Some girls act like b*tches so they won't get hurt. Some girls are b*tches because they got hurt.

Funny mario kart quote

Cliffera

Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.

iPhone

ricketysailor

I'm amazed when I see these little 8 year old kids with iPhones. You know what I had when I was 8? Imagination.

Behind Every Fat Girl

Sophiegx

Behind every fat girl there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you're in the way.

Behind every fat girl there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you're in the way.

Funny Animal Crackers

candleinedible

These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.

These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.

Getting work done

Cliffera

I feel like getting some work done, so I'm going to sit here until the feeling passes.

I feel like getting some work done, so I'm going to sit here until the feeling passes.

My door is Open

Ozipix

My door is Always open, so feel free to leave!!



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