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Love Me Or Hate Me
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Downloading Food Fro...
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Funny Proper Grammar
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American Idol
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Funny Happy Meal
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Funny Texting
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Love me or Hate me

Cliffera

Love me or hate me, both are in my favor. If you love me, I'll always be in your heart. If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind.

Love me or hate me, both are in my favor. If you love me, I'll always be in your heart. If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind.

Assert Dominance

Always pee louder than the person next to you to assert dominance.

Funny Texting

Cliffera

My mother texted me 'What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?' I answered: 'I dont know, love u, talk to u later.' Mother: 'Ok, I'll ask your sister'

My mother texted me 'What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?' I answered: 'I dont know, love u, talk to u later.' Mother: 'Ok, I'll ask your sister'

There Looking at you

dugoutliberated

That awkward moment when you're in the car and you look at the people in the car next to you. Then you realize they're already looking at you.

Downloading food from the internet

Sophiegx

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

It Is What It Is

ricketysailor

I think that school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.

Toy Store

ricketysailor

That awkward moment when your at a toy store, pressing the 'TRY ME' button on a toy and it wont stop...So you just awkwardly walk away like nothing happened.

Money doesn't buy happiness

Money doesn't buy happiness, but I would rather cry in a Lamborghini than a Ford.

Funny Doritos

Ozipix

That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito.

That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito.

I May Look calm

Cliffera

I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you about 5 times.



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