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Love Me Or Hate Me
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Downloading Food Fro...
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Funny Proper Grammar
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American Idol
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Funny Happy Meal
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Funny Texting
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Love me or Hate me

Cliffera

Love me or hate me, both are in my favor. If you love me, I'll always be in your heart. If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind.

Love me or hate me, both are in my favor. If you love me, I'll always be in your heart. If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind.

It Is What It Is

ricketysailor

I think that school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.

Funny Texting

Cliffera

My mother texted me 'What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?' I answered: 'I dont know, love u, talk to u later.' Mother: 'Ok, I'll ask your sister'

My mother texted me 'What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?' I answered: 'I dont know, love u, talk to u later.' Mother: 'Ok, I'll ask your sister'

Money doesn't buy happiness

Money doesn't buy happiness, but I would rather cry in a Lamborghini than a Ford.

Funny Proper Grammar

ricketysailor

Dear People of The World, I don't mean to sound slutty but use me whenever you want. Sincerely, Proper Grammar.

Dear People of The World, I don't mean to sound slutty but use me whenever you want. Sincerely, Proper Grammar.

Funny Doritos

Ozipix

That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito.

That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito.

Assert Dominance

Always pee louder than the person next to you to assert dominance.

Toy Store

ricketysailor

That awkward moment when your at a toy store, pressing the 'TRY ME' button on a toy and it wont stop...So you just awkwardly walk away like nothing happened.

Downloading food from the internet

Sophiegx

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

There Looking at you

dugoutliberated

That awkward moment when you're in the car and you look at the people in the car next to you. Then you realize they're already looking at you.



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