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Love me or hate me, both are in my favor. If you love me, I'll always be in your heart. If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind.
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Always pee louder than the person next to you to assert dominance.
My mother texted me 'What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?' I answered: 'I dont know, love u, talk to u later.' Mother: 'Ok, I'll ask your sister'
Money doesn't buy happiness, but I would rather cry in a Lamborghini than a Ford.
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
I think that school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
That awkward moment when your at a toy store, pressing the 'TRY ME' button on a toy and it wont stop...So you just awkwardly walk away like nothing happened.
That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito.
That awkward moment when you're in the car and you look at the people in the car next to you. Then you realize they're already looking at you.
I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you about 5 times.