Facebook Picture Quotes


Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God. Read More
If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on facebook! If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on facebook! Read More
Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook? Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook? Read More
Ladies: Please dress how you would like to be approached and talked to. Don't dress like a hoe and expect to be treated like a Queen. Read More
People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on facebook and get comments. Read More
Life is like FACEBOOK. People will 'Like' your problems and 'Comment.' But no one is gonna solve them. Because everybody seems so busy in 'Updating' their own. Read More
I don't make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am. I don't make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am. Read More
I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they fuck up I will just hit them all at once. Read More
If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat. Read More
I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I Miss New York", so I smashed their window and stole their radio. Read More
I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed. Read More
Some girls act like b*tches so they won't get hurt. Some girls are b*tches because they got hurt. Read More
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This. Read More
Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. Read More
I'm amazed when I see these little 8 year old kids with iPhones. You know what I had when I was 8? Imagination. Read More
My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner. Read More
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you. In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you. Read More
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet. I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet. Read More
These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did. These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did. Read More
Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk? Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk? Read More
I wonder how people would react if I walked into Sea World with a fishing pole. I wonder how people would react if I walked into Sea World with a fishing pole. Read More