Funny Diet

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Funny Graduation Quote

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste....

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste....

Facebook Timeline

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

Romantic Love Quote

You have no idea how much I like you, how much you make me smile, how much I love talking to you, or how much I wish you were mine.

You have no idea how much I like you, how much you make me smile, how much I love talking to you, or how much I wish you were mine.

Funny Police

If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don't hit me again officer .

Inspirational Achievement

Stop feeling alone. Start laughing. Stop dreaming. Start believing. Stop Fighting. Start loving. Stop thinking. Start acting.

Stop feeling alone. Start laughing. Stop dreaming. Start believing. Stop Fighting. Start loving. Stop thinking. Start acting.

Inspirational Graduation

Graduation is only a concept. In real life every day you graduate. Graduation is a process that goes on until the last day of your life. If you can grasp that, you'll make a difference. ~Arie Pencovici

Graduation is only a concept. In real life every day you graduate. Graduation is a process that goes on until the last day of your life. If you can grasp that, you'll make a difference. ~Arie Pencovici

Funny Mistletoe

This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.

This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.

Delete my Memories

I wish memories were like text messages. I could delete the ones I don't like and lock the ones I love.

Funny Tampons

Dear inventors of Tampons, How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?

Abortion? Who Knows

Abortion is either OK or it's not. ~Peggy Noonan

Funny Chips

I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in.

I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in.